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Wed05232012

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Last Glass Standing

I am the last glass standing. The last of my family, tough as a nail, and I won't give up anytime soon. I came to this house with 7 other of my identical siblings. I served this family well. Coke, water, ice tea, and juice. I have been between their lips for more than I care to remember.
My life was great. I enjoyed being housed in the same cabinet with my siblings. Then one day our life was turned upside down. The evil witch of the east, Fahriye, arrived to our houselhold. She came in to this house posing as a housekeeper/helper. Over a span of few months, she started to apply tremendous pressure on all of us. One by one, my siblings started to crack under the pressure. She would break my siblings during the day, and when nobody was around snuck their broken bodies out to the garbage wrapped in plastic bags.

If you are reading this letter, it probably means that she finally got to me as well. I have asked the few remaining coffee cups to release this blog after I "disappear." Farewell nice family. Goodbye world.

P.S. I am the blue glass in the picture. Remember me fondly.
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