- Lawyer: "Now, Mrs. Johnson, how was your first marriage terminated?"
- Witness: "By death."
- Lawyer: "And by whose death was it terminated?"

I recently came across a website listing some of the funniest quotations and courtroom exchanges I have ever heard. I selected some of the funniest exchanges for you.

And the following, from my kind of girl. Make sure you also have a clean pair of underwear:

- Lawyer: "What gear were you in at the moment of the impact?"
- Witness: "Gucci sweats and Reeboks."

Ladies, here is a great way to handle a rude date of birth question:

- Lawyer: "What is your date of birth?"
- Witness: "July 15th."
- Lawyer: "What year?"
- Witness: "Every year.

You should be able to divorce your husband over this one:

- Lawyer: "What was the first thing your husband said to you when he woke that morning?"
- Witness: "He said, 'Where am I, Cathy?'"
- Lawyer: "And why did that upset you?"
- Witness: "My name is Susan."

Don't let them see you sweat:

- Lawyer: "Trooper, when you stopped the defendant, were your red and blue lights flashing?"
- Witness: "Yes."
- Lawyer: "Did the defendant say anything when she got out of her car?"
- Witness: "Yes, sir."
- Lawyer: "What did she say?"
- Witness: "'What disco am I at?'"

Where do babies come from?

- Lawyer: "Do you know how far pregnant you are now?"
- Witness: "I'll be three months on November 8."
- Lawyer: "Apparently, then, the date of conception was August 8?"
- Witness: "Yes."
- Lawyer: "What were you doing at that time?"

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- Lawyer: "Are you married?"
- Witness: "No, I'm divorced."
- Lawyer: "And what did your husband do before you divorced him?"
- Witness: "A lot of things I didn't know about."